- 95% of the people would cry if Harry Potter was no longer popular. 1% would not care. The other 4% would party day and night! (note I'm that 4%)
- Harry Potter is about being a bully and hurting others, and getting away with it. It's not about friendship and magic at all.
- If Harry Potter were real, he'd be hooked on drugs before his fifth year.
- 96% of the people would freak out if they saw Harry Potter about to jump off a bridge. 4% would be shouting, "DO IT, YOU FRICKING PUSSY!!!" (note I'm that 4%)
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