"Hey Harry Potter, Tim Hunter called, he wants his glasses back" ~attributed to all fans of Tim Hunter, the original Harry Potter.---------
"I waited for ten years, eleven months, thirty days, 12 hours and 26 minutes. Then I finally had to admit I wasn’t getting an acceptance letter from Hogwarts." ~unhappy Harry Potter fan----------
"I used to like you. Then you said Harry Potter was the best thing ever." ~quote by Adam Merle Wilkins in the 2010 NaNoWriMo novel "Harry Potter Sucks!!!: A Novel for those who have had it with the "Harry Potter" Hype"---------
"The kid next door was running round the garden waving a pretend wand and shouting out spells.
“I bet you really want to be like Harry Potter, don’t you?” I asked him.
“Yeah!” he shouted excitedly.
So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs."---------
"Dear Harry Potter, you suck. You're stupid. You killed Cedric Diggory and he got turned into a vampire. And then you hooked up with his girlfriend and dumped her for some ugly Mary-Sue. I wish you died in that last book."~sincerely, an angry Cedric Diggory Fan
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